Brains of Britain - not!

You couldn't make it up... Some answers given on UK TV quiz shows.

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Quiz master: "Name the funny men who once entertained kings and queens at court."

Contestant: "Lepers..."
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Quiz master: "We're looking for an occupation beginning with T."

Contestant: "Doctor."

Quiz master: "Er, no. It's T for Tommy, T for Tango."

Contestant: "Oh, right. Doctor!"
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Quiz master: "For £10, what nationality is the Pope?"

Contestant: "I think I know this one! Is it Jewish?"
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Quiz master: "What happened in Dallas on November 22nd 1963?"

Contestant: "I don't know, I wasn't watching it then."
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Quiz master: "Which American actor was married to Nicole Kidman?"
Contestant: "Forrest Gump..."

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